Family Dreamers Prints

"I want you to have more than I do, so I did my part by not having much."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Home Sweet Home

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'We'll take it!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Agricultural Psychology

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"FREEDOM!!!"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Realty. Remember

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Insomnia.

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."