Family Dynasty Dreamer Mugs

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"You left this on our ship."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

"It is we."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Little Princess.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I screwed up royally!'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Storm in a magic lamp.