Financial Future Seekers Gifts

'I discern a certain trans-delusional approach emboldened by a meta-cognitive imbalance - in other words, you've maxed out on your credit cards.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Investing your savings

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"Want to trade banks with me?"

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'He's precocious.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

Amateur Palmist

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

A Balanced budget.

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Wow. You're amazing!

Girl holding money.

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."