Financial Future Seekers Pillows

'I discern a certain trans-delusional approach emboldened by a meta-cognitive imbalance - in other words, you've maxed out on your credit cards.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Investing your savings

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

Amateur Palmist

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Girl holding money.

A Balanced budget.

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

Wow. You're amazing!

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'