Future Seekers Gifts

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'

Misfortune Teller - 'Oh dear, the outlook is gloomy.'

Covid Future

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Welcome to the future"

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Your Future Home.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."