Future Perfect Seeker Gifts

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Totalitarian Humour

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Ill next Thursday

Lei-ing Hens

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Amateur Palmist

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Nostradamus.

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Wow. You're amazing!

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"I'll be right back."