Future Perfect Seeker Mugs

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Totalitarian Humour

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Ill next Thursday

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Lei-ing Hens

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Amateur Palmist

Nostradamus.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Wow. You're amazing!

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Palm Reader...

Cat and the Eight Ball.