Second Chance Seeker Gifts

Second marriage vows.

"I'm not happy with the Judgement Day result - I'd like a re-mark."

Field of Broken Dreams

Stop Here for Review. Watch this --- Golfers always want to take a mulligan.

REincarnation Assignments. Why do you want to be reincarnated? I always wanted a second chance to make a first impression!

'I've decided to take a mulligan and start my life over!'

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

'Do you realize by the time you get out the kids will all be full-grown?!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"Your mascara is running."

Tree Squirrel

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."