Second Chance Advocate Gifts

'We were married before, and now he wants a rematch.'

"The missing part of my resume? I took a gap year visiting Rikers Island."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Oligarchy

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Joe Biden

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Horace Mann

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

One after another

What's Better? A Bunch of Establishmentarian Congresswomen or One Progressive WASP?

Second Opinion

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'There's always optimism with new management.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

Refugees Crisis

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

O'Reilly sez... "It's 'the price of freedom'. Live with it...or not."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

Trickle down...

We are the 99 luft balloons.

Gun control