Second Chance Advocate Pillows

'We were married before, and now he wants a rematch.'

"The missing part of my resume? I took a gap year visiting Rikers Island."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Oligarchy

Joe Biden

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

Horace Mann

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

One after another

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Second Opinion

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

'There's always optimism with new management.'

Refugees Crisis

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

Trickle down...

Gun control

We are the 99 luft balloons.