Second Chance Lovers Pillows

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

Second marriage vows.

"My wife wants to spend Halloween with her first husband."

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

'If I could live my life over, I'd need a really big loan.'

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

Field of Broken Dreams

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

Dating club outside divorce court.

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

"Fancy meeting you here."

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

'Three letters of recommendation - do you have any from anyone other than your former wardens?'

'How's the novel?'