Supporter Of Second Chances Pillows

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

Palin 2012

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Gun Ego

Stop with racism in sport!

World Cup Fan.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

Factory Rejects Inc.

Newt Gingrich

O'Reilly sez... "It's 'the price of freedom'. Live with it...or not."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"We Can Do It!"

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

Gladstone Abolishing Purchase of Army Commissions

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Patient: The NHS

John Boehner

You worry too much

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

Second marriage vows.

Forward, not Barack.

'If I could live my life over, I'd need a really big loan.'