Second-chance Story Seeker Gifts

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Bookworm Romance

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Sauce close to the PM.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

For Sale - The rights to my story.

St Paul is Shipwrecked (The Holy Bible).

Factory Rejects Inc.

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

"Yo, novella!"

Seven copies of "Little Women", please.

"Do you have any advice for me? I'm writing a children's book."

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'

"I've found Waldo. Now what?"

Second marriage vows.

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

"NEED AGENT"

Family of readers.

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

Fish: 'Been there, done that.'