'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'
Unconventional Story Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the unconventional story seeker in your life? Discover quirky, creative products that embrace their love for unique tales, artistic expression, and imaginative adventures. These gifts are perfect for inspiring originality and celebrating their one-of-a-kind perspective.
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
Blue Stockings
'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'
What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.
'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'
The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.
Addicted to reading
Downloads.
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."
Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'
'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'
Freedom of the press
Homage to Hans Christian Andersen
'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'
Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,
"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."
"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
Technology and literature
John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.
Book Lovers in Richmond
'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."
Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction
"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"
About the potter.
Unconventional Story Seeker Gifts Collection
Unconventional Story Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for those who love unconventional stories—perfect for inspiring mornings and creative coffee breaks.
Unconventional Story Seeker Pillows
Our pillows with creative, story-inspired designs bring a touch of whimsy and inspiration to any space—perfect for the unconventional story lover.
Unconventional Story Seeker Prints
Find stunning prints that celebrate the art of storytelling and creative exploration—perfect for decorating a space that values imagination.
Unconventional Story Seeker T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that capture the spirit of unconventional storytelling—ideal for expressive, creative individuals who want to wear their passion.