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'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Bookworm Romance

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Sauce close to the PM.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

St Paul is Shipwrecked (The Holy Bible).

Factory Rejects Inc.

For Sale - The rights to my story.

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"Do you have any advice for me? I'm writing a children's book."

"Yo, novella!"

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'

Second marriage vows.

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

"NEED AGENT"

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

Family of readers.

Field of Broken Dreams