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"It's nice you want to spend more time with the family, but the kids grew up and left home years ago."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Barcode Dreams

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Er. . . anything else?"

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Inbox and Outbox

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

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Dog picturing himself on stage.

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'