Real Estate Opportunist T-Shirts

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Real Estate Depression

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

House building chart (like steps).

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

Dye now, pay later!

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

Instant winner trash can

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

Best Seller: How you can profit from the upcoming terrorist upheavals.

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

All Around the world, business leaders are rising to the challenge of climate change. . .

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

"You look at the ocean and see peace and tranquility. . . I see opportunities for offshore drilling!"

"Originally I was resting before I was between engagements... I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed."