Real Estate Opportunist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the real estate opportunist who sees potential and turns dreams into deeds? Our collection blends humor with creativity, perfect for those who spot opportunity at every corner. Whether they’re flipping properties or dreaming big in development, find items that match their savvy spirit and entrepreneurial drive, making every deal a little more delightful.

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"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing." mockup

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

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"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!" mockup

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

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"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign." mockup

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

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Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism. mockup

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

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"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!" mockup

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

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'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.' mockup

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

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Real Estate Depression

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"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself." mockup

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

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Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

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"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway." mockup

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

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House building chart (like steps). mockup

House building chart (like steps).

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Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

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'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.' mockup

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

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"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market." mockup

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

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'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.' mockup

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

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'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

'When one trap door closes, another opens.' mockup

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

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Dye now, pay later!

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"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants." mockup

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

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'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...' mockup

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

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'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!' mockup

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

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Instant winner trash can

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"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!" mockup

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

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Best Seller: How you can profit from the upcoming terrorist upheavals.

Best Seller: How you can profit from the upcoming terrorist upheavals. mockup

Best Seller: How you can profit from the upcoming terrorist upheavals.

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"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities." mockup

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

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"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

"So you think people will line up to give us a job?" mockup

"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

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'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought' mockup

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

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"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

"Just get over there and let me get a picture." mockup

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

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All Around the world, business leaders are rising to the challenge of climate change. . .

All Around the world, business leaders are rising to the challenge of climate change. . . mockup

All Around the world, business leaders are rising to the challenge of climate change. . .

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'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.' mockup

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

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'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.' mockup

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

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"You look at the ocean and see peace and tranquility. . . I see opportunities for offshore drilling!"

"You look at the ocean and see peace and tranquility. . . I see opportunities for offshore drilling!" mockup

"You look at the ocean and see peace and tranquility. . . I see opportunities for offshore drilling!"

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"Originally I was resting before I was between engagements... I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed."

"Originally I was resting before I was between engagements... I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed." mockup

"Originally I was resting before I was between engagements... I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed."

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Real Estate Opportunist Gifts Collection

Real Estate Opportunist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs crafted for real estate opportunists. Find the perfect blend of humor and motivation for their morning routine.

Real Estate Opportunist Pillows

Check out our pillows that celebrate real estate hustle. Comfortable, inspiring, and perfect for any entrepreneurial space.

Real Estate Opportunist Prints

Browse our prints designed for real estate opportunists. Elevate their workspace or home with art that inspires deal-making and says it all.

Real Estate Opportunist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts for the creative real estate investor. Stylish and witty designs that let them wear their entrepreneurial spirit.