Property Optimist Gifts

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Look, son, real estate."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Reverse Mortgage.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

To Stock Exchange

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

House hunting is cruel.

'This is close enough.'

Repossessions

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Dog Realtor

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."