Property Optimist Gifts

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

Reverse Mortgage.

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

To Stock Exchange

House hunting is cruel.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Repossessions

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Dog Realtor

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'