Property Pessimist Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the property pessimist? Our collection offers clever, relatable products that celebrate their love-hate relationship with real estate. Whether they’re cynical about renovations or skeptical about home prices, these items bring a smile and a bit of camaraderie. Perfect for anyone who’s ever been frustrated by property searches or the housing market, our designs add a dash of wit to their everyday essentials.

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'Hardly worth blowing down.'

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Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.' mockup

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?" mockup

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.' mockup

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' - mockup

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

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House hunting is cruel.

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"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"I told you we should have sold last winter." mockup

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

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'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!' mockup

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

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Tom's last day.

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment." mockup

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

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Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!' mockup

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

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