Real Estate Skeptic Gifts

Find the perfect gift for the real estate skeptic in your life with our collection of playful and witty products. Whether they’re cynical about property prices or skeptical of home inspections, our items add humor to their favorite topic. From funny mugs to cheeky t-shirts and quirky prints, these gifts are designed to bring a smile to anyone who questions the real estate world. Ideal for house-hunting veterans, DIY renovators, or anyone who laughs at the quirks of property buying and selling.

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'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.' mockup

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?' mockup

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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Mouse real estate!

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows. mockup

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

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Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy. mockup

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

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"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..." mockup

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

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'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.' mockup

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

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'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.' mockup

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

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"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable." mockup

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

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'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.' mockup

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

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Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.' mockup

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

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New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

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Indian burial ground.

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'Hardly worth blowing down.'

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"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention." mockup

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

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'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.' mockup

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

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'And the 4th bedroom?'

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Property Management (Scam) Company mockup

Property Management (Scam) Company

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Bank Owned

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"Well one step down from our 'Luxury Executive Mansion' is our 'crap terrace with outside loo'."

"Well one step down from our 'Luxury Executive Mansion' is our 'crap terrace with outside loo'." mockup

"Well one step down from our 'Luxury Executive Mansion' is our 'crap terrace with outside loo'."

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Estate Agent trying to rip off client by charging three times the rent.

Estate Agent trying to rip off client by charging three times the rent. mockup

Estate Agent trying to rip off client by charging three times the rent.

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House for Sale. Meth sanitized for a quick sale!

House for Sale. Meth sanitized for a quick sale! mockup

House for Sale. Meth sanitized for a quick sale!

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House for free - 'Too much'!

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Real Estate Skeptic Gifts Collection

Real Estate Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for the real estate skeptic, adding a dash of wit to their morning coffee or tea breaks.

Real Estate Skeptic Pillows

Discover our funny pillows perfect for the real estate skeptic—great for decorating and sparking conversations with a humorous touch.

Real Estate Skeptic Prints

Browse our collection of humorous and stylish prints for the real estate skeptic to brighten up their living or workspace.

Real Estate Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the real estate skeptic. They’re a fun way to express their doubts and add personality to casual outfits.