Housing Skeptic Gifts

New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Real Estate Personals

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

New Homes

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

Turtle Eviction

Battery Farm Housing

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"There, that's better!"

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

"We're going to use the 6.4 million pounds to purchase a terraced in a run down area of Huddersfield."

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

Housing bubble

Foreclosure.

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

For Sale by Non-Owners.

The Bright Side

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

'Deal or no deal?'

"To enforce social distancing we erected walls between booths and then we added windows to protect the staff and private bathrooms to keep our facilities sanitary. We kind of kept going from there and our whole staff caught Covid anyway but now we've built some pretty decent affordable housing."

"So, as you can see, our latest development plan is really just simple math."

"It's a rat hole, I warned you that you would have to share."