Housing Market Critics Gifts

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Battery Farm Housing

Affordable housing

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

Housing bubble

'I don't think you have quite grasped the principal behind sheltered housing.'

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

Foreclosure.

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

"It's a rat hole, I warned you that you would have to share."

'I'm sorry but I need your bed. I've just been kicked out my flat.'