Housing Market Commentator Gifts

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Getting them to move out of home these days is damn-near impossible!"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

House hunting is cruel.

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Affordable housing

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

Battery Farm Housing

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'