Housing Skeptic T-Shirts

Looking for a T-shirt that speaks to your housing skeptic? Choose from funny, clever designs that make a statement about questioning homeownership and enjoying life on your terms.

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New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn. mockup

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

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Real Estate Personals

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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'They're playing house.'

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'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!' mockup

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

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UP Again: Housing Prices.

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New Homes

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'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!' mockup

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

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Turtle Eviction

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Battery Farm Housing

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"There, that's better!"

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It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent. mockup

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

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'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...' mockup

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

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'That's the Government for you every time.'

'That's the Government for you every time.' mockup

'That's the Government for you every time.'

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"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..." mockup

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

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'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?' mockup

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

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'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!' mockup

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

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Foreclosure.

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"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?" mockup

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

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'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?' mockup

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

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Housing bubble

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"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable." mockup

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

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"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions." mockup

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

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'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.' mockup

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

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'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.' mockup

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

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"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan." mockup

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

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"To enforce social distancing we erected walls between booths and then we added windows to protect the staff and private bathrooms to keep our facilities sanitary. We kind of kept going from there and our whole staff caught Covid anyway but now we've built some pretty decent affordable housing."

"To enforce social distancing we erected walls between booths and then we added windows to protect the staff and private bathrooms to keep our facilities sanitary. We kind of kept going from there and our whole staff caught Covid anyway but now we've built some pretty decent affordable housing."

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