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Foreclosure.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Kritik's Korner

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

SF NO

Real Estate Personals

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'They're playing house.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

New Homes

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

Turtle Eviction

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

Affordable housing

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Battery Farm Housing

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Road Construction Blues.

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'