Housing Critic T-Shirts

Celebrate your housing critic with a t-shirt that speaks their mind! Fun, clever, and comfortable, these shirts are perfect for sparking conversations about architecture and property.

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Foreclosure.

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn. mockup

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

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Real Estate Personals

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"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next." mockup

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

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Town Planning Department

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'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.' mockup

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

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'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.' mockup

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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'They're playing house.'

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"We'll always hate Paris."

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'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!' mockup

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

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'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.' mockup

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

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UP Again: Housing Prices.

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'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....' mockup

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

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Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school. mockup

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

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New Homes

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'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons' mockup

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

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'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!' mockup

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

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"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ." mockup

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

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Turtle Eviction

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Gentrification vs Manchester...

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'I hate bird watching in the city.' mockup

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

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'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?' mockup

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

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Affordable housing

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It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent. mockup

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

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Battery Farm Housing

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'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.' mockup

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

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Road Construction Blues.

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"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!" mockup

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

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'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...' mockup

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

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'That's the Government for you every time.'

'That's the Government for you every time.' mockup

'That's the Government for you every time.'

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Housing Critic T-Shirts Collection

Housing Critic Mugs

Discover a wide range of mugs designed for housing critics — perfect for their morning coffee and their sharp wit about the property world.

Housing Critic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows that playfully critique housing and architecture — cozy, fun, and conversation-starting.

Housing Critic Prints

Find artistic prints that capture the essence of housing critique with wit and style — ideal for decorating a space that celebrates architectural humor.