Housing Policy Critic T-Shirts

'You're a single person on benefits with too many rooms - we're downsizing you!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

Battery Farm Housing

Affordable housing

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"There, that's better!"

E.U. Health Farm

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

Housing bubble

Foreclosure.

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

Obama Hates Business

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

'Whenever the Government proposes a new source of revenue, it always turns out to be me!'

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

Cut and Paste.

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

'I'm sorry but I need your bed. I've just been kicked out my flat.'

"It's a rat hole, I warned you that you would have to share."