Real Estate Skeptic T-Shirts

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

Indian burial ground.

'Hardly worth blowing down.'

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

'And the 4th bedroom?'

Property Management (Scam) Company

Bank Owned

"Well one step down from our 'Luxury Executive Mansion' is our 'crap terrace with outside loo'."

Estate Agent trying to rip off client by charging three times the rent.

House for Sale. Meth sanitized for a quick sale!

House for free - 'Too much'!