Property Program Skeptic T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that celebrates their skepticism with clever slogans or designs—ideal for casual wear and sparking conversations about their unique viewpoint.

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'TV program 'House Arrest' starts. Husband moans, 'Oh no! Not another property programme.''

'TV program 'House Arrest' starts. Husband moans, 'Oh no! Not another property programme.'' mockup

'TV program 'House Arrest' starts. Husband moans, 'Oh no! Not another property programme.''

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?" mockup

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.' mockup

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.' mockup

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

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House hunting is cruel.

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"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"I told you we should have sold last winter." mockup

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

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'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!' mockup

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

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"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems." mockup

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

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'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!' mockup

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

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'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!' mockup

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa." mockup

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

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Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location mockup

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

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'Look, they're slowing down.'

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Affordable housing

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Real Estate Life

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'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.' mockup

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

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"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!" mockup

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

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'I came up here because the meaning of life is location, location, location.'

'I came up here because the meaning of life is location, location, location.' mockup

'I came up here because the meaning of life is location, location, location.'

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'It's got all the original features.' mockup

'It's got all the original features.'

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"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace." mockup

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

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FSBO Heaven

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The Movers Strip - Selling houses over the internet

The Movers Strip - Selling houses over the internet mockup

The Movers Strip - Selling houses over the internet

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'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.' mockup

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

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Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million. mockup

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

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'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.' mockup

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

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'...There's been a 20% rise in the length of time our house been on the market'

'...There's been a 20% rise in the length of time our house been on the market' mockup

'...There's been a 20% rise in the length of time our house been on the market'

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Coming soon: Compulsory auction because of unpaid mortgage

Coming soon: Compulsory auction because of unpaid mortgage mockup

Coming soon: Compulsory auction because of unpaid mortgage

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'We don't think of it as an investment but as a metaphor.'

'We don't think of it as an investment but as a metaphor.' mockup

'We don't think of it as an investment but as a metaphor.'

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Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.' mockup

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

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Property Program Skeptic T-Shirts Collection

Property Program Skeptic Mugs

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Property Program Skeptic Pillows

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Property Program Skeptic Prints

Browse our witty prints, ideal for decorating the space of anyone who loves a good laugh about property programs.