Property Market Pessimist Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the property market pessimist? Our collection offers clever, witty products that poke gentle fun at real estate frustrations. From mugs to posters, find something that speaks to their skeptical but charismatic view of the housing market. Whether they're a seasoned investor or just someone who enjoys a bit of irony about property bubbles, these gifts combine humor and personality. Brighten their day with a gift that understands their unique perspective on property woes, married with a touch of wit and charm.

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City Centre Apartments/Investors Jumping Off Them

City Centre Apartments/Investors Jumping Off Them mockup

City Centre Apartments/Investors Jumping Off Them

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn. mockup

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view." mockup

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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Shoe house.

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!' mockup

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

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'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.' mockup

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

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'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.' mockup

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

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Battery Farm Housing

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It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent. mockup

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

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Affordable housing

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'Turned out nice again.'

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'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...' mockup

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

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'That's the Government for you every time.'

'That's the Government for you every time.' mockup

'That's the Government for you every time.'

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"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable." mockup

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

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Housing bubble

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'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?' mockup

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

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"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions." mockup

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

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'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?' mockup

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

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Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million. mockup

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

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Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!' mockup

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

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'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.' mockup

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

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'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!' mockup

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

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'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!'

'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!' mockup

'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!'

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"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan." mockup

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

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"I think we have mice in the walls." mockup

"I think we have mice in the walls."

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Heavily Mortgaged and Mildly Peckish mockup

Heavily Mortgaged and Mildly Peckish

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"It's a rat hole, I warned you that you would have to share."

"It's a rat hole, I warned you that you would have to share." mockup

"It's a rat hole, I warned you that you would have to share."

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'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.' mockup

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

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Property Market Pessimist Gifts Collection

Property Market Pessimist Mugs

Discover more funny and witty mugs tailored for property market pessimists—perfect for mornings filled with market debates.

Property Market Pessimist Pillows

Find amusing pillows that speak to property market skeptics—bring humor and personality to any living space.

Property Market Pessimist Prints

Browse our collection of prints that humorously depict the property market pessimist’s perspective—great for home or office decor.

Property Market Pessimist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts that celebrate the property market pessimist's viewpoint—ideal for casual wear and making a statement.