Opportunists Gifts

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

All Around the world, business leaders are rising to the challenge of climate change. . .

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man selling dirt and mud.

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'I'm rather rich actually, maybe it's because I always laugh all the way to the bank...'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

Dye now, pay later!

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

Hotel checkout.

"The mirage of all mirages."

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

Instant winner trash can

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

Best Seller: How you can profit from the upcoming terrorist upheavals.

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

BAM! BAM! BAM! I'm sure opportunity wouldn't knock like that!