Opportunistic Thinkers T-Shirts

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Protest

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Man selling dirt and mud.

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

'I'm rather rich actually, maybe it's because I always laugh all the way to the bank...'

Call it that if it makes you feel better, Bobo … but it's still a zoo, not a gated community.

'When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer.'

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."