Opportunistic Thinkers T-Shirts

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Protest

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Always expect the best

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man selling dirt and mud.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

'When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

'I'm rather rich actually, maybe it's because I always laugh all the way to the bank...'

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."