Opportunistic Thinker T-Shirts

'I'm rather rich actually, maybe it's because I always laugh all the way to the bank...'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Protest

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

Man selling dirt and mud.

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

Call it that if it makes you feel better, Bobo … but it's still a zoo, not a gated community.

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'