Opportunistic Thinker Pillows

'I'm rather rich actually, maybe it's because I always laugh all the way to the bank...'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Protest

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man selling dirt and mud.

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

"Remember, as an environmental attorney, every toxic cloud has a silver lining."