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Business Books: How to profit from apocalypse

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

Man selling dirt and mud.

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Randi Rhodes

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"She even expects me to help with women's work."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'