Opportunist Thinker Gifts

Business Books: How to profit from apocalypse

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man selling dirt and mud.

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

Randi Rhodes

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"She even expects me to help with women's work."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.