Opportunist Aficionado Gifts

In view of mounting layoffs and weakening income prospects, Marge keeps the faith.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

That's What Happens

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Legalish

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Corporate Darwinism

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Destroyers"

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Martin Luther King and Obama.

William Pitt the Elder

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"