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In view of mounting layoffs and weakening income prospects, Marge keeps the faith.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

John F. Kennedy

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Destroyers"

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

William Pitt the Elder

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."