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'I've noticed a correlation between your boundlessly optimistic projections and your tendency to go off your meds.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'You can always count on Walter to make the worst of a good situation.'

"I'm a Rhy-YES!"

"Look at the bright side. There's only one."

Why me? Why not me?

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

"The good news is that in here you don't have to worry about unemployment or the economy!"

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."