Streetwise Humorist Pillows

"Please hurry, I'm double parked."

Germ conscious bums.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Skater dude.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

Affordable Food Delivery For Everyone... Introducing Poor Dash!

Education is very important!!

Nude pedestrians.

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

"The light is green..."

Pot hole.

Boys watch a bill sticker

No parking between signs.....

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

A Boy Seeks Counsel's Opinion.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Blind folded - Please Help.

'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'