Streetwise Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Skater dude.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Nude pedestrians.

Education is very important!!

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

Pot hole.

No parking between signs.....

Boys watch a bill sticker

"The light is green..."

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

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Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

A Boy Seeks Counsel's Opinion.

Man selling 'Big Issue' next to man selling the 'big tissue'.

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

'No Walking'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.