Street-savvy Strategist Gifts

Fake beggar.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Input From The Front Office

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Success

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

World Domination

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Sidewalk the game

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

War and War

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

A pirate fishes using his hook.

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.

The Urban Utility Belt

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

Muggers.

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

Christos was excited about the cunning plan...but he wasn't that happy with his allocated seat.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Begging ATM.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10