Street-smart Savant Gifts

'We'll have to walk. I locked the stupid keys in the Jeep.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Tie Rolls

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

American Roulette

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GURLERS

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Parking meter holdup

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.