Street-smart Savant Gifts

'We'll have to walk. I locked the stupid keys in the Jeep.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

New Suit.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Tie Rolls

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

American Roulette

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

GURLERS

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Parking meter holdup

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."