Street Smarts Seeker Gifts

Watch for Children.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Walking Tours of New York

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

' I'm going out to pick up street cred- you want anything...? '

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Parking meter holdup

Before and After Tattoos.

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Parking? I don't think so.

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

'I'll teach you to pick on a defenceless old couple!'

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

Come to Brooklyn

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner

"Well, you have the wrong address lady. At my puppy school, I teach how to fight and how to survive eating out of garbage bins..."

Hoodies playing chess

'That's the guy who ran over Mom last week. He has some nerve coming back here. And a bag of nuts.'

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."

"You were doing 35.001 in a 35 mile zone..."

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

Taxi stopping for the sexy looking leg.

"Jimmy's been telling everyone he broke his arm in a skateboarding accident. . .but I say him trip on the stairs coming out of church Sunday!"

'We'll have to walk. I locked the stupid keys in the Jeep.'