Crime Prevention Expert Gifts

We're not going to rush round just because you've had a gnome pinched...

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

The Ferguson Effect

Retrospection.

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

"Policing's not what it was..."