Crime Prevention Experts Gifts

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

America, are we learning anything?

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

'Your father installed a security system.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Retrospection.

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

A-1 security from crime....

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

"Can I call you back?"

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

"Not now, I'm on my break."

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

Officialdom-phobia.