Hazard Awareness Pillows

Protective clothing

A young Don King

You Are Here

Man using to much bug spray

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

Bench Press Accident

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Safety Barriers

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Wear a helmet

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'This is your lucky day!'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'