Accident Prone Awareness Pillows

The bad news is Wally fell in the sander. The good news is he's nice and smooth!

A young Don King

You Are Here

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Immediate Danger

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"You run into a window, too?"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'Whoops!'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Big bumpers.