Accident Prone Awareness Mugs

The bad news is Wally fell in the sander. The good news is he's nice and smooth!

A young Don King

You Are Here

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You run into a window, too?"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Wall Street...

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

What?

"I'm the designated driver."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Whoops!'