Industrial Safety Nerd Pillows

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Time Out For Teddy

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'You forgot the product label.'

Speeding Forklift

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

Work Accidents

Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up.

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

'Mind your head'

Hell's first aid box...

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

Caution: Wet Floor

Nuclear Power Station

Jerry, incoming!

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

Idiot Driver Sensor System.

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."