Industrial Safety Nerd Pillows

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Time Out For Teddy

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'You forgot the product label.'

Speeding Forklift

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Work Accidents

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

'Mind your head'

Caution: Wet Floor

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

CAUTION ANTI-CLIMB PAINT

Nuclear Power Station

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

Jerry, incoming!

Hell's first aid box...

Idiot Driver Sensor System.

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."